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Wisconsin residents might relate to this..

You might be from Wisconsin if .....

  • If you define Summer as three months of bad sledding...
  • If your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar...
  • If snow tires come standard on all your cars...
  • If at least 50% of your relatives work on a dairy farm...
  • If you have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week...
  • If you can identify a Michigan accent...
  • If you know what "cow-tipping" is.....
  • If you learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike...
  • If "Down South" to you means Chicago...
  • If you know what Leinenkugels is and know how to spell it.
  • If Leinenkugels Red is the only beer in the county.
  • If, when you ask for a lager, what you really mean is, Leinenkugels Red
  • If traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee...
  • If the "Big Three" means Miller, Old Milwaukee & PBR
  • If a brat is something you eat ...
  • If you know that Eau Claire is not something you eat.....
  • If you have no problem spelling Milwaukee..
  • If you don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon...
  • If you used to think Deer Season was included as an official school holiday...
  • If You can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc...
  • If you know what a bubbler is.....
  • If the snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do...
  • If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce...
  • If you think there should be a "FIB go home" bumper sticker on every car north of Madison...
  • If a Friday night out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer...
  • IF you go out for fish fry on every Friday...
  • If you go to work in a snowsuit in the morning and return home wearing shorts...
  • If you tell someone where you are from and they say: 'I thought that was part of Canada...
  • If your idea of the seasons is Winter, Spring and the 4th of July...
  • If you know how to polka....
  • If you think that Lutheran and Catholics ARE the major religions.....
  • If formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans and a baseball cap...
  • If you define "swimming season" as Labor Day weekend...
  • If you have more fishing poles than teeth...
  • If you decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend
  • For those of you NOT from Wisconsin, FIB is an acronym for Fucking Illinois Bastard. And, when they figured that out, we switched to FISH, Fucking Illinois Shit Head. On summer weekends, the population and traffic up state literally doubles or triples as half of Chicago escapes into our pristine wilderness setting. Right next to Walmart... and da lake.





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