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Wisconsin residents might relate to this..

And some more new reasons you are from Wisconsin

You might be from Wisconsin if:

  • You only know three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup
  • You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit
  • The mosquitoes have landing lights
  • You have more miles on your snowblower than your car or SNOWMOBILE!
  • Goodyear Tire on any Saturday is busier than toy stores at Christmas
  • You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard
  • Driving is better in the winter because the potholes fill in with snow
  • Sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie
  • You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car
  • The local paper covers major headlines on 1 page, but requires 6 pages for sports
  • At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant
  • The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun
  • Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof
  • You think the start of deer season is a national holiday
  • Your major church fundraiser isn't bingo-it's sausage making
  • You head south to go to your cottage
  • You know which leaves make good toilet paper
  • You find 0 degrees a little chilly
  • The trunk of you car doubles as a deep freezer
  • You play hockey outdoors 10 months a year
  • Your hometown buys a Zamboni when they need a bus
  • You know what to do with a Blatz
  • You actually understand these jokes
  • You forward them to all your Wisconsin friends

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